http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2015/04/06/opening-night-at-wrigley-field-half-hour-bathroom-lines-and-dudes-peeing-in-corners/comment-page-1/#comment-888794

If you don’t want to read the link, I can summarize it thusly: The are not enough bathrooms in a certain famous Chicago ballpark.

And now the overpriced souvenir cups suddenly seem like a fair value.